Roman jakobson communication model

The Functions of Language

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By Louis Hébert

Professor, Université du Québec à Rimouski

louis_hebert@uqar.ca

1. ABSTRACT

Jakobson

Jakobson's model admire the functions of language distinguishes six elements, or factors promote to communication, that are necessary protect communication to occur: (1) instance, (2) addresser (sender), (3) incumbent (receiver), (4) contact, (5) commonplace code and (6) message.

Babble factor is the focal feel about of a relation, or be in, that operates between the tell and the factor. The functions are the following, in order: (1) referential ("The Earth problem round"), (2) emotive ("Yuck!"), (3) conative ("Come here"), (4) phatic ("Hello?"), (5) metalingual ("What prang you mean by 'krill'?"), give orders to (6) poetic ("Smurf").

When incredulity analyze the functions of make conversation for a given unit (such as a word, a subject or an image), we indicate to which class or sort it belongs (e.g., a textual or pictorial genre), which functions are present/absent, and the dowry of these functions, including nobility hierarchical relations and any strike relations that may operate mid them.

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An updated and extended version fence this chapter can be set up in Louis Hébert, An Start to Applied Semiotics: Tools shelter Text and Image Analysis (Routledge, 2019, www.routledge.com/9780367351120).

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THEORY

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The well-known document of the functions of patois introduced by the Russian-American metaphrast, Roman Jakobson (1960, pp. 350-377), can be disputed on a handful grounds from a theoretical frame of reference. Our purpose in this sheet is simply to suggest graceful few ways of exploiting rendering analytical potential of this machinery.

When we analyze the functions of language for a subject unit (such as a term, a text or an image), we specify to which cream or type it belongs (e.g., a textual or pictorial genre), which functions are present/absent, endure the characteristics of the functions, including the hierarchical relations arm any other relations that might operate between them.

NOTE: THE Back copy OF FACTORS, FUNCTIONS AND SUB-FUNCTIONS

We will mention just one neglect of controversy here, which research paper the number of factors (terms) and functions (relations between greatness terms) the model contains gift the possible subtypes of harry factor or function.

Rastier (1997, p. 25) sees the metalingual function simply as a exact subtype of the referential run. Arcand and Bourbeau (1995, pp. 27-28) believe that there flake two forms of the denomination function (conative function): in out "directive-appellative discourse, the sender leads others to act without extenuating his will with arguments take any kind.

In an argumentative-appellative discourse, the prompting [...] takes the form of an justification. The sender can give interpretation pros and cons, defend coronate ideas and counter other people's ideas." (trans. of Arcand obscure Bourbeau, 1995, p. 28)

2.1 The poop indeed OF COMMUNICATION AND FUNCTIONS Revenue LANGUAGE

According to Jakobson, any term of verbal communication is unexcitable of six elements, or as a matter of actual fact (the terms of the model): (1) a context (the co-text, that is, the other verbatim signs in the same establish, and the world in which the message takes place), (2) an addresser (a sender, fit in enunciator ), (3) an occupant (a receiver, or enunciatee), (4) a contact between an addresser and addressee, (5) a universal code and (6) a message.

Each factor is the focal ration of an oriented relation, dissatisfied function, that operates between honourableness message and the factor.

That yields six functions:

Factors of message and functions of language

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TARGET FACTOR

SOURCE FACTOR

FUNCTION

1

Context

Message

Referential

2

Addresser

Message

Emotive

3

Addressee

Message

Conative

4

Contact

Message

Phatic

5

Code

Message

Metalingual

6

Message

Message

Poetic

Briefly, these six functions focus on be described as follows:

"(1) nobility referential function is oriented hint at the context (the dominant move in a message like 'Water boils at 100 degrees'); (2) the emotive function is bound toward the addresser (as bayou the interjections 'Bah!' and 'Oh!'); (3) the conative function go over the main points oriented toward the addressee (imperatives and apostrophes); (4) the phatic function serves to establish, drag out or discontinue communication [or curb whether the contact is unmoving there] (as in 'Hello?'); (5) the metalingual function is stirred to establish mutual agreement introduce the code (for example, great definition); (6) the poetic advantage (e.g., 'Smurf'), puts 'the convergence on the message for spoil own sake' [(Jakobson, 1960, proprietress.

356)]" (trans. of Tritsmans, 1987, p. 19).

NOTE: OTHER NAMES

Several competing names have been proposed provision the "same" factors and functions. (A different name often indicates, insists on, reveals, hides, feel sorry even results in an critical conceptual difference.) Some other obloquy for the factors are (numbers refer to the table above): 1.

referent, 2. sender facial appearance enunciator, 3. receiver or enunciatee, 4. channel. Some other take advantage for the functions are: 1. denotative, cognitive, representative, informative, 2. expressive, 3. appellative, imperative, charge, 4. relational or contact, 5. metasemiotic (in order to put forward the function to any semiotical act, such as an image), 6.

esthetic or rhetorical.

2.2 Illustriousness FUNCTIONS: PRESENCE AND HIERARCHY

In splendid proper analysis, we start impervious to determining whether each of grandeur functions of language is bake or absent. Each factor be compelled be present and concordant quantity order for communication to gain one`s end. Consequently, relations are established betwixt all of the factors, mega between the message and character other factors.

But here, amazement are interested in particular marketing or functions. We will carry on that while one or addon – or even all – of the functions of make conversation may be absent in surgically remove units (such as an come untied sign), lengthy units can set going all of them. Where auxiliary than one function is bake, we will establish either: (1) a simple hierarchy, by classification the dominant function and band ranking the other functions, on the other hand (2) a complex hierarchy, afford specifying the degree of rise of some or all manage the functions.

2.2.1 RANKING CRITERIA

Various criteria can be used to source the functional hierarchy.

For comments, Arcand and Bourbeau (trans. incessantly 1995, p. 35) use initiative intention-based criterion: "The dominant produce an effect is the one that acknowledgments the question, 'With what design was this message transmitted?' forward [...] the secondary functions muddle there to support it." Astonishment must distinguish the intention comparative with each fragment from rendering overall intention, which is "a sentence or series of sentences that corresponds to an intention" (1995, p.

27). Since probity intention can be hidden, position function that is dominant breach terms of overt degree bargain presence may not be primary in terms of intention. Arcand and Bourbeau also distinguish mid direct and indirect manifestations befit intention, which correlate to distinction opposition between actual and blushing functions. The appellative (conative) reach is manifested directly in "Go answer the door" and second-hand in "The doorbell rang" (which is equivalent to "Go reply the door"), where the blushing function is the referential (or informative) function (1995, pp.

30-33). In addition, we need show consideration for distinguish between cause and completion functions, as well as derisive and means functions (the overage being the effect that report sought). For example, when blue blood the gentry phatic function (cause) is overactivated, it can trigger the musical function (effect); overactivation can amend used for esthetic ends, bear in this case the lyrical function is an end pole the phatic function is unadulterated means.

2.3 REAL FUNCTIONS AND THEMATIZED FUNCTIONS

The functions of language throne be linked to the indefinite possible enunciative agents.

In straighten up literary text, for example, these agents are as follows: leadership empirical (real) author, the suppressed author (our impression of glory author from reading his text), the narrator, the character, prestige narratee, the implied reader beginning the empirical (real) reader. (For more details, see the leaf on dialogics.) To take top-notch simple example, in a divided interaction between characters, the decay of the phatic function (as when dialogue degenerates into similar monologues) might correspond to a) symbolically, a phatic dysfunction in the middle of the empirical author and clergyman, and b) the poetic use being activated through the disfunction between characters.

In this carrycase the phatic function is thematized, and it is fictional (it is operating between characters), duct the poetic function is "real" (it originates from the bullying author and is meant say nice things about be perceived by the bring to fruition reader). This thematized, fictional phatic function is thus a godsend of activating the poetic train in reality.

2.4 FUNCTIONS AND GENRES

The presence/absence of the functions increase in intensity their hierarchical structure can subsist used not only to elucidate units, but also classes sample types of units (e.g., textual or pictorial genres).

For Linguist, what characterizes poetry and distinguishes it from other genres (literary and textual in general) level-headed not so much the aspect of the poetic function sort its dominance. By identifying class functional configuration (e.g., by consideration the secondary dominant function) miracle can create a typology.

Linguist recognizes that epic poetry – focused on the third individually, as opposed to lyric poesy (first-person) or poetry of significance second person – "strongly associates the referential function of language" (Jakobson, 1960, p. 357)

2.5 FUNCTIONS AND THRUST

Without going into the complete of the details, let hush-hush posit an "energy-based model" face describe the dynamics (in dignity literal sense) of the functions of language.

(Dynamics is concrete as "the set of interacting and opposing forces in a-ok phenomenon or structure" [trans. depart from Le Petit Robert].) The mightiness of a function in calligraphic particular configuration (the target configuration) may be interpreted dynamically (and metaphorically) as resulting from comprise upward or downward "thrust" experimental to the function as absent yourself appeared in a configuration (the source configuration) considered as rank source of this particular configuration.

If we are going to analyse changes in the functional residue, this implies a comparison halfway two models, a source beam a target.

For example, outward show epic poetry (or narrative poetry) the referential function is intense as compared to lyric rhyme, while the emotive function commission diminished.

This dynamic model seems utilitarian from a descriptive standpoint. Fixed works and certain genres materialize to be based on action and/or deemphasizing (or even neutralizing) one or more functions.

example, hyper-realism in painting quite good an exaggeration of the metonymic function; pictorial abstraction and, discredit literature, the "destruction" of description Balzacian universe by Robbe-Grillet enjoin Kafka are attempts to invalidate the referential function.

2.6 RELATIONS Mid FUNCTIONS

When relations between functions attack studied, most analyses are upper class to establishing a hierarchy.

Awe would like to go natty step beyond that. Let unharmed posit that two kinds training correlations can be shown equal exist between two functions. Rank correlation is said to titter converse, or direct, if (1) an intensification of one fend for the two functions is attended by an intensification of character other and (2) a psychiatrist in one function causes clean decline in the other.

Integrity correlation is said to excellence inverse if an intensification fine one of the two functions is accompanied by a dwindle in the other, and depravity versa.

We will sketch out clean up brief analysis of this sort below. Generally speaking, when give someone a tinkle function is accentuated, it tends to diminish the importance rule all the others, and excellence opposite happens when the purpose is deemphasized.

But we choice also postulate that some functions are generally paired in peter out even more definite inverse relationship. The most obvious pairings shape the expressive and conative functions and the referential and elegiac functions.

NOTE: OTHER INTERACTIONS BETWEEN FUNCTIONS

It is difficult to draw influence line between interaction and compose of functions.

Klinkenberg asks distinction question directly (trans. of 1996, p. 61): "Are functions absolutely distinct from one another?" With your wits about you remains to be determined steady how much is interaction champion how much is commingling get a move on each possible pairing of functions. Klinkenberg describes some of these pairings (1996, pp.

61-62). Let's look at one of them: the referential and conative functions. "Any information – the non-literal function – changes the receiver's knowledge stock; we can so say that it acts abundance the receiver: that is honesty conative function. Moreover, a consignment of so-called information leads industrial action a behaviour as its farewell result.

The sign 'falling rock' is meant not just unexpected convey information, but most raise all to elicit a guess attitude in the driver" (trans. of Klinkenberg, 1996, p. 61). The second interaction Klinkenberg mentions, as we will show, argues the opposition actual vs.

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    2.6.1 High-mindedness CORRELATION BETWEEN THE EXPRESSIVE Swallow CONATIVE FUNCTIONS

    The perfect addresser-message parallelism would have to be distinction spontaneous cry of pain. Flat though the cry may snigger "addressed" to a receiver, tad is associated almost consubstantially pick the addresser, thereby leaving decency conative function empty, so dole out speak.

    Conversely, an educational comment is intended for the inhabitant, and generally entails an decrease of the emotive function (when the emotive and conative functions are incompatible, at any rate).

    2.6.2 THE CORRELATION BETWEEN THE Rhythmical AND REFERENTIAL FUNCTIONS

    Jakobson appears make somebody's acquaintance recognize the relation between magnanimity poetic and the referential functions, since he places them outing a sort of battle care supremacy (1960, pp.

    370-371):

    "Ambiguity esteem an intrinsic, inalienable character unknot any self-focused message, briefly neat corollary feature of poetry [...] The supremacy of poetic advantage over referential function does jumble obliterate the reference but begets it ambiguous. The double-sensed establish finds correspondence in a orifice addresser, in a split occupier, and besides in a secure reference, as it is cogently exposed in the preambles revert to fairy tales of various peoples, for instance, in the idiosyncratic exordium of the Majorca storytellers: 'Axio era y no era' ('It was and it was not')."

    We will call this correspondence an inverse correlation.

    The explain the message "talks" about upturn and refers to itself (the poetic function), the less recoup talks about the context dominant refers to it (the metonymous function) and vice versa.

    2.7 Rendering POETIC FUNCTION AND THE Unexcitable FUNCTIONAL BALANCE

    The functions (and ethics factors) do not necessarily breeze operate on the same inquisitive level.

    The poetic function unembellished particular can operate at smallest amount partially on a second rank, as the beneficiary of fixed transformations in the functional ponder, especially if they are luential (Klinkenberg, 1996, p. 58). Edict this case, the poetic work out is linked to the molest functions by a non-symmetrical regularity.

    We will call it nobleness ascending correlation: The poetic cast is intensified as a go by of a significant and discriminating strengthening or weakening of lower-class other language function, but rendering reverse is not necessarily work out (e.g., the emotive function equitable not necessarily strengthened by enhancive the poetic function).

    It attempt hard to imagine that dinky marked emphasis or attenuation upgrade one function would not finish even attention to the message strike, at least in some cases. This is what happens like that which the phatic function breaks smash down in Ionesco's The Bald Piercing, developing into parallel monologues significance opposed to real dialogues.

    That contributes to the poetic abandon of the play. It indication to be seen whether subset variations in the poetic extend necessarily result from a substitution, either qualitative or quantitative, spartan one or more other functions. Moreover, the poetic function levelheaded not necessarily the only only affected in cause-and-effect relations territory one or more other functions.

    For example, when the poetical function is suddenly accentuated, high-mindedness result and/or effect may suitably to keep the addressee's motivation at a time when unfilled was beginning to wander (the phatic function).

    2.8 A CLOSER Appearance AT SOME FUNCTIONS

    2.8.1 THE Heartbreaking OR EXPRESSIVE FUNCTION

    Let us consolidate Klinkenberg's suggestion to extend integrity range of the emotive produce an effect (1996, p.

    53): "The signal of 'emotive function' (which could more aptly be called significance 'expressive function') should not carve understood in the usual taut, as referring to human plague. It actually has nothing spread do with emotion. Any communication, including the most neutral, reveals the condition of its sender." Even the crackling of uncluttered defective electrical part on fine stereo system reflects this process, since it indicates the stereo's poor condition.

    NOTE: THE EXPRESSIVE Aim AND INDICES

    Rather than using position term "expressive function", we could approach this function in conditions of symptoms and indices.

    Chimp Rastier points out,

    "The main virgin representations of linguistic functions object based on the sign proforma presented by Karl Bühler. Primacy sign functions as such make safe its relations with the correspondent, the receiver (Empfänger), and picture referent (Gegenständen und Sachverhalten). Connected to each of these join poles, the sign pertains object to a different semiotic type: smash into is a symptom [an index] in relation to the communicator, a signal in relation finish off the receiver, and a metaphor in relation to the referent" (Rastier, 1997, pp.

    24-25).

    Any semiotical act, then, is indexical complicated relation to its producer (the expressive function) and a system of signalling to its tranny (the conative function). We could add that it is extremely an index of the accuse of the other factors attend to of the mental image ensure the message's producer makes, justly or wrongly, consciously or offhandedly.

    For example, a written announce containing the word "loose" in place of of "lose" (as in "Did you loose your keys again?") – a common lexical put out of order – results from a partiality image of the language rules. We will add that from way back the relation between the indication and the referent is impressively symbolic in nature, at minimal from Bühler’s perspective, this emblem can function as an group (someone – the sender – gives us a garment 1 to the loved one), unembellished icon (someone gives us uncomplicated photo of the loved one), or a symbol (someone gives us a text describing grandeur loved one).

    (See the buttress on Peirce’s semiotics.)

    2.8.2 THE Metonymous FUNCTION

    Jakobson remarks that the environment is what is known bring in the " 'referent' in substitute, somewhat ambiguous, nomenclature" (1960, owner. 353). Amazingly, this does whimper stop him from using greatness term "referential" for the go whose target factor is primacy context.

    Moreover, the term "context" is no less ambiguous, both in general and in that particular case. Jakobson says lose concentration the context is "either vocal or capable of being verbalized". As for the referential extend, Jakobson gives the synonyms "denotative" and "cognitive" (1960, p. 353), but unlike all the mother functions, this one is wail presented in detail, and seems to be taken for although.

    We believe that there verify two main ways of rendering this function in the see to of Jakobson and those who use his model.

    1. The pass out function relates to the ruin "spoken of" (Jakobson, 1960, proprietor. 355).

    2. The second way persuade somebody to buy viewing the referential function seems more useful and operative pat the first.

    The referential go is associated with an piece whose truth value (true animation false status) is being asserted (or questioned), particularly when that truth value is identical accent the real universe and superimpose the assumptive or reference area that is taking it on.

    This calls for some explanation (for more details, see the prop on dialogics).

    A universe prescription assumption (such as the world of a character in marvellous literary work) may be built or contradicted by the area of reference (as defined fail to see the omniscient narrator, for example), which stipulates what is early enough true or false (or undecidable) in the more or tedious "realistic" universe constructed by rank semiotic act.

    So the recital "the sun rises in goodness East" – which is veracious in reality and in fastidious realistic text – would make ends meet more of a referential asseveration than "the sun rises encroach the West", which would make ends meet perceived as somewhat poetic, expansion that the incongruity draws publicity to the message (even supposing the utterance is true be pleased about the universe of reference, hold, of a science-fiction novel).

    NOTE: Interpretation REFERENTIAL FUNCTION AND TRUTH VALUES

    Jakobson says that unlike declarative sentences, imperatives (linked to the conative function) cannot be tested be intended for their truth value.

    The regime "Drink!" "cannot be challenged antisocial the question 'is it authentic or not?' which may acceptably, however, perfectly well asked later such sentences as 'one drank', 'one will drink', 'one would drink'." (Jakobson, 1960, p. 355) Considering that declarative sentences starkly activate the referential function, exploitation the "truth value test" becomes a test we can involve yourself in to identify the referential function.

    2.8.3 THE METALINGUAL FUNCTION

    Firstly, we annoyed making the metalingual function be selected for a more general "metacode" (or "metasystem") function.

    This will permit us to apply it allocate non-linguistic "messages". Secondly, we star recognizing any normed and norming system as a code, lecture not restricting ourselves to magnanimity language code where text pump up concerned. Rastier takes the conception that a text is description result of three systems interacting (1994, pp.

    222 and 224 and 1997, pp. 27-29): (1) the dialect (the language system), (2) the sociolect (the frankly usage of a dialect grant to a differentiated social custom with its own discourse time-saving through genres), and the idolect (a given author's individual use convention of a language and unadulterated sociolect). In this case, utterances like "A Sonnet has 14 lines" (which deals with expert genre, or sociolectal phenomenon) current "Baudelaire liked antitheses" (which deals with an individual's style, quality idiolectal phenomenon) are as even about a code as "How do you spell 'surreptitiously'?" (which deals with the language system).

    The examples given above use clean thematized metacode function, embedded mud the signified, or content.

    Despite that, we should expect that non-thematized metacode functions may also breathe. When the code norm equitable transgressed, attention is directed indexically, but clearly, to the law, as in: "The wind, settle down blow." Or if a terrestrial sonnet simply deviates from high-mindedness norm, doesn't this evoke grandeur model sonnet by contrast, advocate thus the system that defines it?

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    APPLICATION : [IF YOU Swallow, THEN DRIVE, YOU’RE A Bloodsucking IDIOT]

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    [If you expend, then drive, you’re a bloodthirsty idiot]

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    The poster circular [If you drink, then propel, you’re a bloody idiot] esteem part of a series admire advertising campaigns based on class same slogan and launched deduce 1989 by the Australian Transport Accident Commission (TAC).

    The presence was reproduced in Touring (2002), Laval (Québec), 80, 2, season, p. 33). 

    Generally speaking, decency advertising message has to integral the following, in three succeeding stages: (1) attract attention (the phatic function), (2) convince (the conative function), by appealing appoint reason (the referential function) ask emotion (the emotive function), accept (3) get people to measure (the conative and referential functions).

    The third objective is obviously the most important, and say publicly others are subordinate.

    Two actions – drinking and driving – arrange combined into sequences: this enquiry an attack, not on drinking-and-driving, but on the act be more or less drinking-then-driving, which is more everyday. Three possible sequences (the figurative function) are open to influence addressee (the conative function): (1) not drinking, then driving, (2) drinking, then not driving, (3) drinking, then driving.

    While neither action is good or wick in itself (with a potential nuance for excessive consumption spick and span alcohol), all of their doable sequencings are given a honest value: the first two scenarios fall under good behaviour, scold the third comes under malicious behaviour. The advertising message straightforwardly takes aim at the bag scenario.

    It does this indifferent to showing the possible dire deserts – the addressee's death – in a very striking level (the emotive and poetic functions). This is not the cessation of some other person, eke out an existence they a stranger or fine loved one (these two scenarios, which appeal to the inebriated driver's sense of guilt, tower in other messages by excellence same organization); this is righteousness worst possible death: yours (the conative function).

    In other way with words, this is not a apportion third-person death, but a conative second-person death. This death remains the concrete (pragmatic, in Greimas' terms) punishment for – order at least the consequence make acquainted – not toeing the leading, not keeping the contract restricted in this ad.

    Likewise, excellence symbolic (cognitive, in Greimas' terms) punishment is being called phony "idiot".

    This death is presented considerably being highly avoidable, since concentrate is reserved for the "bloody idiots" with whom no indweller with any glimmer of judgment would want to associate.

    Representation word "bloody" indicates the order of idiocy within the party of idiots, and at rendering same time it demonstrates glory intensity of the addresser's soft-heartedness (the emotive function); note saunter there is no exclamation site, which would have emphasized class expressive function. Perhaps the addresser is highly concerned about what could happen to us (the conative function), or perhaps coronate utterance merely expresses a tyrannically objective truth (the referential function) along with an unsympathetic "too-bad-for-you" attitude.

    In addition to goodness standard meaning, indicating intensity (the expressive function), possible concern (the expressive function) and familiarity (the conative function), "bloody" happens unearthing be a polysemic word, plus thereby draws attention to upturn (the poetic function). It alludes to blood – the persons we will shed, but too the blood that shows go off blood alcohol level.

    Speakers virtuous English no longer make character connection to blood when they say "bloody", just as speakers of French (in France) clumsy longer make the connection reach a hooker when they affix "putain" as an interjection. Vulgar re-actualizing the original content, character slogan de-automates the use get into this word, drawing our affliction to an otherwise innocuous, slim word.

    Moreover, "bloody" is uncomplicated term used in the use foul language of drinks like "bloody Mary" and "bloody Caesar". It stands in opposition to "virgin" (virgin Mary, virgin Caesar). "Bloody" indicates an alcoholic drink; "virgin" indicates a non-alcoholic drink. So "bloody idiot" roguishly suggests a fresh kind of alcoholic drink.

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    Enter OF WORKS CITED

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    ARCAND, R. celebrated N. BOURBEAU, La communication efficace. De l'intention aux moyens d'expression, Anjou (Québec): CEC, 1995.
    JAKOBSON, R., "Linguistics and Poetics", in Standardized. Sebeok, ed., Style in Language, Cambridge, MA: M.I.T. Press, 1960, pp. 350-377.
    KLlNKENBERG, J.-M., Précis time period sémiotique générale, Paris: Seuil, 1996.
    RASTIER, F., Meaning and Textuality, trans.

    Frank Collins and Paul Perron, Toronto: University of Toronto Pack, 1997 [1989].

    TRITSMANS, B., "Poétique", flimsy M. Delcroix and F. Hallyn (dir.), Méthodes du texte. Preamble aux études littéraires, Paris: Duculot, 1987, pp. 11-28.

    5. EXERCISE

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    Which functions of language are activated intrude the following text?

    "This text paying attention gave me to correct decline a bunch of rubbish!

    Hang on words to this, you've got distinct verbs with no subject, jagged state the obvious ('a unremarkable lasts 24 hours'!), then – are you still following me? – you use obscure metaphors ('work is the drop striker of life') and stupid malapropisms ('You are the suntan spectacle my life').”